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Katt Williams - Weed
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Added: 2009-07-16
Category: Katt Williams
Duration: 0:02:02
Tags: katt williams
Video Description: Katt Williams Stand Up.

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But we all just need to smoke some weed and see if it don't help the quality of your mother f#*king life. I know, I see some of y'all. Look, I understand. If you ain't smoking weed 'cause you got a good job, then by all means make your paper booboo. But if you ain't got no job, and you're not smoking weed, I don't know what the f#*k you are doing with your life. I really don't. I really don't. Don't give me that shit about it's a drug it ain't no mother f#*king drug, I had done the research, it's just a plant. It's just grows like that. And if you happen to set it on fire, there are some affects. But that's not the same as drugs. Drugs, you got to do shit to it chemically. You got to add baking soda, water stir it up. I don't know the recipe, I'm just saying. It's some shit you got to do to it. But why the f#*k is it illegal, I don't know. Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them mother f#*kers, it'll be your last headache. As long as you've been living you ain't never heard of a mother f#*ker overdose on marijuana. You might have thought that ni#*a was dead, "He's dead..." He's going to wake up in 30 minutes, hungry enough to eat up everything in your house. That's the side effects. Hungry, happy, sleepy, that's it. You can all testify. I'm just saying, I'm just saying... If you.. If you're life is f#*ked up, you need weed. Weed is put on this earth for ni#*as on the struggle, ni#*as on the grind. There is a chemical in weed that's called "F#*k It". And if you can just get that in your system, it could change your life. Some of y'all will be crying about bills you can't pay, just "I don't know what I'm going to do about this light bill. They don't want.. They want the whole thing, they don't want a piece of it, a deposit..." Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception of what's important in your life. You just "I don't know what' I'm going to do about this light.... F#*k them god damn light. I've got 12 candles I've been waiting to burn that bitch!"

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