ColoredHumor.com - Black people tell it best.

Dave Chappelle - Whore's Uniform
Select Category:
Category Member Latest Featured
Rate Sign in to rate Share Share & Discuss This Video
Views: 1631
From: ColoredHumor
Added: 2009-07-22
Category: Dave Chappelle
Duration: 0:02:09
Video Description: "You'll be out at a bar with your buddies right, and a girl walks by, and mannnnn she looks good. Not good in that classical way. I'm talking good like she got half her ass hanging out the bottom of her skirt - her titties are all mashed together and poppin out the top of her turtle neck sweater.

And your with your buddies right, you got a couple drinks in ya, and you might wanna talk to her, and it might not come out right, you dont know what your sayin 'DAMN LOOK AT THEM TITTIES!'

The girl gets mad at you and says 'OH! WAIT A MINUTE! Just because i'm dressed this way, does NOT make me a whore!'

Which is true, gentlemen its true, just because they dress a certin way does not make them a certin way, dont ever forget it, but ladies you must understand that is fucking confusing. It just is.

Now that would be like me - Dave Chappelle, walkin the streets in a cop uniform. Someone might run up on me - 'AHHH Thank god, officer - help us! They're over here! Help us!!'

'OHH. Just because i'm dressed this way, does not make me a police officer!'

You understand what i'm sayin - Alright lady fine. Fine. You are not a whore.

But you are wearing a whore's uniform!"

Add comment


Security code
Refresh

Login Form