From: ColoredHumor
Added: 2009-07-16

Category: Chris Rock
Duration: 0:04:30

Tags: chris rock comedy comedian standup war on terror iraq soldiers bush fear terrorists funny al qaida

Video Description: Chris Rock on America and the War on Terror, and what Bush did to get your mind on the War.

Transcript:
But Yo, don't let Coby, don't let all this celebrity news fool you. Right now all this stuff going on the news is just a trick to get your mind off the war. It's all it is, a trick to get your mind off the war, ok? I think Bush sent that girl to Coby's room, Bush sent that girl to Coby's room, Bush sent a little boy to Michael Jackson's house. Bush killed Lacey Peterson, Bush was Paris Hilton that video. All to get your mind off the war. Bush lied to me, they all lied to me. We got to go to Iraq, because they are the most dangerous country on earth. They are the most dangerous regime in the world. If they're so dangerous, how come it only took two weeks to take over the whole fucking country? Shit! Man, you couldn't take over Baltimore in two weeks. Now, the war was cool when it was started, it was great, man! Brought lot of patriotism, patriotism, beautiful. Beautiful. But slowly but surely, the patriotism turned into hatretism, right? People started freaking out, the war was weird because you watched TV, you see these weird white guys, nobody here, you guys are ok. But you see these weird white guys getting overly patriotic and they have their flag hats on flag drawers, flag pick ups and "I'm American man, I'm American. Fuck all these fucking foreigners. I'm American, I'm American." Hey, calm the fuck down. And there was a lot of excepted racism when the war started, there was excepted... "I'm American man, I'm American man, fuck all these foreigners" and that was cool. Then it was, "I'm American, I'm American man, fuck the French," that was cool. "I'm American, I'm American, fuck all these Arabs" and that was cool, then they went to... "I'm American, I'm American, fuck all theses illegal aliens," then I started listening. Because I know Niggers and Jews is next. It's like, any day now. That train is never late. But the whole country has got a fucked up mentality. We all got a gang mentality. Republicans are fucking idiots and Democrats are fucking idiots, the Conservatives are idiots and Liberals are idiots. Anyone that makes up their mind before they hear the issue is a fucking fool, ok? Everybody! No, no everybody is so busy want to be down with the gang, "I'm conservative, I'm liberal, I'm conservative" It's bullshit! Be a fucking person, listen! Let it swirl around your head, then form your opinion. No normal decent person is one thing, ok? I've got some shit I'm conservative about, I've got some shit, I'm liberal about. Crime, I'm conservative, prostitution, I'm liberal! And they keep trying to scare us, everybody's trying to scare us. Tell us to be on the look out for Al Qaeda. Like where, where, where? I ain't scared of AL Qaeda, I'm from Brooklyn, I'll give a fuck about Al Qaeda, ok? Shit, motherfucker Al Qaeda, shit! Did Al Qaeda blow up the building in Oklahoma? No! Did Al Qaeda put Anthrax in your mail? No! Did Al Qaeda drag James Bird down the street till his eyeballs popped out of his fucking head? No! I aint sacred of Al Qaeda, I'm scared of Al Cracker!

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